☮I'D RATHER BE HIGH☮
Stay single until someone actually compliments your life in a way that makes it better not to be single. If not, it’s not worth it.
(via heartmades)

thebootydiaries:

pasta-at-the-disco:

thefaultinourfallout:

when i was a young boy

my father

thought I was an eggplant and fed me to the snakes. Sometimes when I see eggplant emoji I still cry alone in the shower.

rukafais:

graveyardhorse:

korrakun:

my favorite college experience is when i had a 7am class and the kid next to me literally poured a monster energy drink into his coffee said “i’m going to die” and drank the whole thing

i knew a guy who brewed his instant coffee with monster instead of water. three cups in two hours. i think he ascended to the astral realm

the survivability of the human race never ceases to amaze me

asterai:

rISE MY FRIENDS

immycreations:

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noneheavier0:

fucken hell  :(

eroticadventurerofderangedkind:

no words to describe

eroticadventurerofderangedkind:

no words to describe

I don’t find myself unattractive, but I also don’t find myself attractive. I feel like I’m just sort of here, not something that really grabs anyone’s attention. Sort of like a chair. Or maybe a lamp.