☮I'D RATHER BE HIGH☮
One day I’ll wake up and be glad I did
Something I have to keep reminding myself (via clubmonico)

mellowminty:

i’d really like some wireless waterproof earbuds for shower time

fruitcrocs:

if you’ve ever stepped on a dog’s foot and didn’t apologise like ur life depended on it please let me know now so i can get a restraining order

fuckyeahjamesf:

The King of NY.

fuckyeahjamesf:

The King of NY.

reedusarms:

Happy Birthday Liam Gallagher!!

(born 21 September 1972)

maybe

someone who isn’t going to do what you asked (via guy)

metaknighty:

just call me fuckin velcro because man do i get attached

queen-of-love-and-beauty:

Men who can’t cook, clean, or even do their own laundry are not “cute” and “in need of a woman to care for them”. They are spoiled brats so dependent on gender roles that they never bothered to learn the minimal skills to take care of themselves.

me: *sees dog*
me: *forgets what im talking about and points out dog*

we joke about procrastination but nothing is worse than the nauseating feeling of having every intention of doing something but physically not being capable of doing it and then feeling like you want to throw up because the deadline is just getting closer and closer.

kalirho:

Happy Birthday LIAM!

Liam Gallagher (19720921-)

firebendings:

skarchomp:

Remember that episode of Jimmy Neutron where the ending implied that at least the entire episode if not the whole series was the nightmare of a sentient pizza pie

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I TOTALLY FORGOT ABOUT THIS